The 2011 40k Masters
In honour of the previous author, we introduce the bonus round. Here, I shall penalise the organisers for every tiny piddling error, strip them of their hard earned points before sending them on their way, hopefully in tears. Unlike the previous authors, I will provide inrefutable proof of all my wild assertions.
Projector not on. (-10 points)
Score cards not water/beer proofed. (-10 points)
Overly attractive delete everything button. (-10 points)
Presence of counter-revolutionary swine. (-10 points)
Organiser exposed himself to children. (-10 points)
Criminals shipped in to play, replacing Irish talent. (-10 points)
Judges appeared under-skilled. (-10 points)
Organisers attacked my cameraman. (-10 points)
Some treats were wrapped, difficult to open. (-10 points)
So, when all factors have been taken into consideration, that leaves the total at 5/100 points. However, as the projector is clearly off (again) in the final shot, I feel duty-bound to dock the tournament an additional 10 points. Translated into the old scoring system, that leaves the Irish Masters on a disreputable
-1/20.
[Ed: Part 1 can be found here] Labels: DGG, Dublin, Gamer's World, Irish Masters, Irish Tournaments, Irish Wargaming, Naas Wargaming Fraternity, Newbreed, Northern Wasters, Root of All Evil, WAC, Wargames, Warhammer 40K, Warheads
