Joey's Journey into Flames of War #3

Well even though Owen paints much better Skids than me (see comment section on last week's post) I'm going to throw up a picture of my horrendously painted models anyway. I'm going for a snow effect colour scheme for my boys (the vunderfull vaffen SS) fighting the filthy communists on the Eastern Front. I wanted to go for something that looked like the paint had literally been slapped on by an incompetent buffoon. This is something I turned out to be quite effective at for whatever reason.... 

Buffoon couture.

How I did it was by undercoating in black first then giving the hull a coat of Fortress Grey and the tracks a drybrush of Boltgun Metal before inking the whole damn thing with watered down black ink. After this I got a fine sponge (the densely packed stuff you find in figure cases) and dabbled a little bit of Skull White onto it. After removing most of the white (like you would before drybrushing) I liberally dabbed the white onto the model to create a kind of pebbledash of white paint on the hull.

This actually represents accurately what the Germans did themselves on the Eastern Front since whitewash paint wasn't really available they literally slapped whatever white looking crap they could onto the side of their tanks.

Not this kind of white looking crap...




My room smells like Chaos Black spraypaint now...and beer...but mostly spraypaint.


It was good to do a bit of painting again since it's been a while and, for once, it wasn't power armour! It was even better that I got all of this done in about 45 minutes:


Yes I said 45 minutes...and this game is cheap as hell, Y U NO PLAY ALREADY??!

So it was time to find myself a real life opponent. I'm taking part in the Warheads inaugural Flames of War League which is on every Thursday night in Gamer's World, Dublin. It's an escalation league so it goes 1250, 1500 and then 1750 points values to get everyone up to playing ETC level as quickly as possible. At first I thought I'd be borrowing whole armies for weeks but like I said above the stuff is so unbelievably easy to paint and you can do an entire army for about fifty euro even with the PhD workload I'm able to field more than half an army of my own stuff already!

So my opponent this week was the wonderful Bazweena (or Irish ETC Captain Barra to you and me):

always the bridesmaid...

Baz, getting into the swing of competitive ETC play early on in his Flames of War career was fielding some complete bullshit shield list of American sky riders (I shit you not a complete glider army...) which comprised the 40k equivalent of 25 thunder hammer/storm shield terminators supported by nine imperial guard basilisks.

Aerial recce shot of my pretty tanks about to get blown sky high by that massive plane on the right.

The mission was a lot of fun (any objective mission in FoW is ended at the start of your turn if you have any objective without the enemy nearby....) and was pretty close right up to the end. We fought over the French town of...let's just say Bourgogne, pictured in exquisite detail below.

I quite like the terrain actually and a lot of the FoW stuff for the league has been provided by the players taking part!

At the back of his table corner Baz had a bunch of artillery whereas over on the right of the picture he had a platoon of US Airborne holed up on an objective (horribly difficult to shift when dug in and concealed).

Our spotters had spotted a major firefight unfolding between the German Heer and some lowly Canadians. Apparently we later found out the dastardly Canucks called in a massive airstrike and Padraic's sad-face told us all what Canadian air-power was all aboot.

Back to the mission at hand for me, I made full speed towards the nearest objective and after softening the burger-eating invasion monkeys up with some MG fire I assaulted them in numbers and because of the awesome German half track rules (last week's post!) came off the better for it. Unfortunately Baz spent the entire next turn firing every piece of artillery on the continent at my poor half tracks and destroyed all but two of them in one fell swoop.

:(

Still though it didn't need to be troops on the objective to take it just anything in my force so my Panzers moved into occupation mode and braced themselves for a withering round of fire to come from the artillery confident that if  they survived Baz had no troops nearby to contest.

I've got you now American swine-dog!

So Baz shot me with some stuff while moving his reserve airborne (who had arrived by now) closer to my tanks hoping to assault that turn and deny the objective to me. Logically when he opened fire with the artillery I removed the closest two Panzers until I got bullshit-rules-lawyered by our gracious Captain who claimed that by the 'rules' he could assault a tank that had already been blown up and consolidate onto the objective (dick).


What did Jew say?

By now the rest of Baz's army decided to show up and blow the last of my tanks to smithereens.

You win this round Bazweena....

It was a learning experience to say the least, a big step up from my first game which was basically rolling to hit and kill etc. This game was much more intricate with Baz not holding back on any rules.

Next time: I said a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!

- Joey

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